Dont be afraid to confess how utterly in love w/ me you are its okay
Can I date you so I can hang out with your dog more or is that not ok?
|half the stuff on final exams:||surprise bitch, i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me|
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
I was on the bus and this very nice smelling boy sat next to me and his leg was pressed against mine and he didn’t move it and I didn’t move mine and we spent the entire journey in complete silence not even looking at each other and I think there’s something quite lovely about the way people seek warmth from other people
there are times when i wish i could take a break from horses without abandoning my horse and tonight is one of those times
but im 85% sure its just the mood im in right now.
So i always tell my mom im going to get cake at my friends house so I can go out and get food and I’m pretty sure she thinks it’s codes for doing drugs or something because she’s very suspiCIOUS OF ME NOW